if my eyes don't deceive me,
something's going on around here...
oh be sure they are not deceiving you,
they are telling you the truth
and nothing but the truth
yippity ye-ha day
on that note
it could be well noted
i LOVE with all big shouty capitals
i love it so muchly,
i wish to sing it out loud
like ELF does when he tells his dad he loves him
"I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOUUUUU"
i think now i have this newly found love,
i could play shops all day long in mossy shed
"i'm hungry" comes the cry
"sorry charlie, busy playing shops" reply i
"i have no clean undies" shouts a young fellow
"not my problemo, i'm playing shops" i bellow
"mum, can you pick me up, because my young youthful legs are too tired to walk home from school" comes the call
"ummmm, nope, not a chance, no sirree!
i am being terribly important
and extremely busy
i respond to the poor fool
yes, tis love, i am smitten,
i have been bitten
by the bug of love
and not by a kitten...
tis time to go and lie down now me thinks