i arrived safely in Devon yesterday after several bus rides...already i have learnt a valuable lesson...
do not drink scrumpy cider and climb trees, they do not mix
worried about his lack of clothing ~ a pesky gnome
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little gnome.. will you show us a few pictures of devon...it looked so pretty on the travel site...thanks laura :) ps i sure miss your travel companion tif!
tip one: do not eat too many devon cream teas mr pesky as there are no shops selling stylish clothes for fatty gnomes in the whole of Devon. tip two: stop the drinking before it becomes a habit - lady gnomes will not find you at all attractive if you are drunk, hungover or fat. tip three: hang out with the ever stylish tif in her fab wedges - she will attract lovely people who she will no doubt introduce to you (she is nice that way ) tip four: lotion, lotion, lotion - suntan lotion that is - a red and blotchy gnome is even more unattractive than a white one.
here ends the tips for today. love to you and tif. tracy x
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little gnome..
will you show us a few pictures of devon...it looked so pretty on the travel site...thanks laura :)
ps i sure miss your travel companion tif!
oach!!!!
Suzie Sews
PS Loving these roving reports He He
tip one: do not eat too many devon cream teas mr pesky as there are no shops selling stylish clothes for fatty gnomes in the whole of Devon.
tip two: stop the drinking before it becomes a habit - lady gnomes will not find you at all attractive if you are drunk, hungover or fat.
tip three: hang out with the ever stylish tif in her fab wedges - she will attract lovely people who she will no doubt introduce to you (she is nice that way )
tip four: lotion, lotion, lotion - suntan lotion that is - a red and blotchy gnome is even more unattractive than a white one.
here ends the tips for today.
love to you and tif.
tracy x
haha! this is cute.
Will you please post some pics of Devon for us folks back home?
i think pesky gnome needs some clothes, or at least a leaf to cover his modesty ; )
have fun in devon!
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