last week, me and my clan packed up our bags and headed over the border.
i do like saying that,
it always sounds so exotic saying one is 'heading over the border' to foreign parts.
of course the truth of the matter is,
it is never exotic piling into a mini van with three teenagers and a preteen for any length of time over 15 minutes.
but i was tres excited,
for it has been two years since all of us have gone away together
and so i was armed with my special 'i'm not listening to you' fading out device (called daydreaming),
one large packet of sun chips
my new, second hand raincoat
i was more than ready for a road trip.
for indeed what could be more exciting then heading to Vancouver in Canada.
it is one of my favorite cities to visit and we haven't been there in many a year.
now of course i actually probably have only ever visited less than 10 cities in the whole of this world so i'm not really one to judge or compare them.
but i do like Vancouver and my clan like it even more.
for Vancouver is where they sell Shreddies cereal.
on returning home from our excursion i had visions of border control opening up the trunk of the 'big green turd'
(as our 10 year old, rather smelly, mini van is affectionately known)
upon which the border control man would say
"what do we have here then, trafficking Shreddies are we?"
but it's not about the Shreddies today dearest readers,
no sirree, it's about my new second hand raincoat...
i have lived in the northwest of the US for nearly ten years and until three weeks ago did not own a rain coat of my own.
i am thinking that is quite a feat.
however, i found one recently on ebay,
a used NOA NOA one that had my name on it.
it would appear that it had other peoples names on it too.
so in the last few seconds of bidding time,
i put in my top bid, shaking and a sweating.
after what seemed an eternity,
the sweating and a shaking paid off...
then i waited for its arrival,
upon which i noted it was not a dull tealy gray as the dim slightly iffy ebay picture suggested to me,
but instead a rather light pretty pale blue with mini polkadots.
you know the kind of color an eight year old would like to wear.
i told myself
"do not fret Tif, for when it is raining you will be dry and happy, thus balancing out the worries of wearing an eight year old's rain coat"
and so i packed my lovely raincoat for our road trip,
for i knew the weather man had said "rain"
and i knew i would be laughing whilst my clan would be wet.
the first day and it rained.
i chuckled knowing a little bit of rain wouldn't harm me.
i donned my rain coat, took the elevator 29 floors down to the ground and headed out,
rustling as i walked...
after a few minutes,
"that's strange" i thought to myself,
a feeling of dampness beginning to sink in.
upon perusal of the interior of my raincoat
it would appear i had water seeping in,
yes as far as i could tell
water was positively loving my raincoat...
on very close inspection i noted one rain drop having the audacity to quite clearly run down the inside.
i turned to my man and told him just how disappointed i was in my little raincoat.
how i could deal with feeling a little bit twitty in it and rustling where ever i go, if it actually worked
and then i made the mistake of mentioning just how much it cost in my moment of disappointment...
after the moment of confession had past,
my man had regained his composure
he told me not to fret,
that indeed he too would feel most disappointed if he had a raincoat that failed him so.
he assured me upon returning to Mossy Shed he would have a rummage in the garage to find some waterproofing spray so my raincoat and myself may live happily ever after together.
for as i remarked to my girls on the day my raincoat arrived in our Mossy Shed mailbox,
"girls, i intend to be wearing this raincoat in twenty years time, it is the sort of raincoat a granny who is a little bit mad would wear"
she is spring cleaning, which evolves a lot of shuffling and of course pondering a certain wall ~ Tif
footynote: here's a bigger picture of the raincoat, thus avoiding you having to rattle around the kitchen drawer to find your bi-focals to see the one above :)
Surely a little dampness a price worth paying for a coat of such glorious glory? Although your tone suggests that the price you paid was not worth paying?!
It sure is a cute raincoat, how disappointing to find that it didn't do it's job well. I hope the waterproofing works well. Glad you had a nice trip. I went to Vancouver once in college, it was a beautiful and fun place to visit. Can't believe that was over 10 years ago.
I'm feeling your disappointment with you Tif. How jolly annoying of your raincoat to not even work when that is it's job. It's a bit of a failure all round really. Perhaps a bit of therapy will help to sort out its problems? Wishing you much luck and a better raincoat in the future.
My aunt live in Washington and the only time I've ever really needed a raincoat was when I went on a trip there. We went into Canada and I was so glad that I bought a raincoat. Unfortunately it wasn't very cute!
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Well, I think it looks great & that is always of utmost priority if you ask me!
Well it is pretty as a picture on you, so I do hope hubbys waterproof spray will do the trick.
Hey, I love your rain coat. A little waterproofing and it'll be good as new.
Thanks for the bigger photo
I WAS about to reach for my magnifiying glass.
I was able, however, to see your little pokey dots.
Upon inspecting it in the larger pic - I think you've struck a great bargin with your ebay winnings.
It's just the garmet for the 'damp' weather of our great NorthWest.
Thanks for today's silent smile.
I do hope you manage to stay dry! It's adorable for any age group :)
Well, if in fact, you were 8, you would not mind in the least getting a wee bit damp...but that waterproofing should do the trick just dandy. And even my peepers were not doing your coat justice, so thank you for the larger version...a lovely one to sport around in now, and 20 years to come!
Lovely post Tif.
It is quite a lovely coat...too bad that it does not keep you dry. perhaps you can wear it as a sunny day Spring coat instead...
your delightful story brought a burst of sunshine through the rain here! wish i had a pretty blue polka dotted raincoat even with a few little drips!
There are many many things I miss living here in Crete...I have to grit my teeth and mutter about not having Marmite, coriander,(?) but and it's a big but I found a small shop that sells Noa Noa.....I love living here!!
'Tis a very pretty rain coat indeed. I'm very saddened to hear that it didn't work the way a rain coat should. I hope you get it fixed. :)
I laughed when I got to the part about the smuggling of Shreddies for the Nabisco factory was once only 12 miles from where I live... in Niagara Falls Canada.
Love the raincoat and I'm glad you could put it to good use...
Your raincoat is adorable regardless of whether it does its job or not!
I hope you'll let us know if the water repellent spray works or not.
oooh, tis a thing of beauty. Hope the spray works!x
It's a lovely coat though, pity that it has issues. I bought a similar coloured duffle coat from ebay, which turned out to be stunning, the sort of thing Galadriel would wear if it were ever cold in Lothlorien. Not too many opportunities to wear it on a farm, though.
Waterproofing spray is my best friend, especially for my leather 'rain' boots (mud puddle boots, rather). Shall said coat be dubbed The Famous Blue Raincoat? I do hope so!
Aren't Shreddies the best? I eat them every day for breakfast! I lived in Indiana for a year and I had to have them sent to me :) I'm back in Shreddie land now.
I like that raincoat. I'm sorry that you weren't dry....
i think you have to pay a small fortune for a raincoat that actually stays dry.
i like the picture of you and your boy. i like to think of isi that age.
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