realizing from a very young age she was attracted to doilies, the young Tif set about crafting a card for her dear family members...
Tif's mother noticed her youngest child's talent in the 'doily department' and took great care in treasuring the card for many a year...
several moons later ("and some..." i hear you cry) an older Tif recieves the card back from her dear folks...and it all becomes clear.
if only she had noticed the 'nipple' situation at an earlier age, she may have avoided her 'doily abuse' a few weeks back...
she's wondering what other 'delights' lurk in the archives of her childhood ~ Tif
she's wondering what other 'delights' lurk in the archives of her childhood ~ Tif
I laughed until there were tears in my eyes, and all while I was trying to look responsible and efficient at work.
ReplyDeletegiggle giggle can't help it.............
ReplyDeletelove the fact you still have such wonderful childhood memories...to treasure...
that's pretty hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMy mother in law is obsessed with doilies! We always laugh at her because they come out with fail every time we visit even for a couple of biscuits! I used to love colouring them in as a child.
ReplyDeletelaugh...pick me off the floor...so funny
ReplyDeleteI could waste hours reading your blog and not doing the laundry.
ReplyDeleteYou, my friend, are fuuuuunny!
ReplyDeleteOh man, I'm bustin' a gut.
Only, I'm trying to do it real quiet like as my family is all sound asleep...so, it's more like I'm taking quick little gasps. But, really. That's too much!
P.S. You've mastered the art of being completely inappropriate with class, is all I've got to say!
ReplyDeleteThat made my day.
That's brilliant, and look even as a child you knew that eventually they would be pointing downwards! Is that inappropriate, forgive me!?
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