Wednesday, November 5

'doily' issues...

realizing from a very young age she was attracted to doilies, the young Tif set about crafting a card for her dear family members...


Tif's mother noticed her youngest child's talent in the 'doily department' and took great care in treasuring the card for many a year...
several moons later ("and some..." i hear you cry) an older Tif recieves the card back from her dear folks...and it all becomes clear.

if only she had noticed the 'nipple' situation at an earlier age, she may have avoided her 'doily abuse' a few weeks back...

she's wondering what other 'delights' lurk in the archives of her childhood ~ Tif

9 comments:

Hear Me Roar! said...

I laughed until there were tears in my eyes, and all while I was trying to look responsible and efficient at work.

Michelle said...

giggle giggle can't help it.............
love the fact you still have such wonderful childhood memories...to treasure...

Elizabeth said...

that's pretty hilarious!

Cocoa and blankets said...

My mother in law is obsessed with doilies! We always laugh at her because they come out with fail every time we visit even for a couple of biscuits! I used to love colouring them in as a child.

Suzie Sews said...

laugh...pick me off the floor...so funny

april said...

I could waste hours reading your blog and not doing the laundry.

~ Junkyard Jennifer said...

You, my friend, are fuuuuunny!

Oh man, I'm bustin' a gut.

Only, I'm trying to do it real quiet like as my family is all sound asleep...so, it's more like I'm taking quick little gasps. But, really. That's too much!

~ Junkyard Jennifer said...

P.S. You've mastered the art of being completely inappropriate with class, is all I've got to say!

That made my day.

retrorose said...

That's brilliant, and look even as a child you knew that eventually they would be pointing downwards! Is that inappropriate, forgive me!?